helper-of-those-in-need:

laughcentre:

just watch this please 

This is beyond amazing 

dismemberd:

it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Show off

worldofthecutestcuties:

Show off

johndarnielle:

writersflow:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary.

#ammoving

furiously typing email to UK promoters demanding a Hay-on-Wye show at the earliest opportunity 

idk what it is with y’alls obsession with thinking that its your god given right to express your opinions on every topic

like seriously

understandably its your right to have an opinion but that doesn’t mean that you have to express it

like americans have the right to have a gun but does that mean that they HAVE to use it

fuck no so just chill yo motherfucking asses ok jeez

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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sushigoddess:

tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"
Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)
peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"