Hermione + Spells


metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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clacelightwood:

"You’re the girl who called me an asshole the first time we spoke. The girl who tried to pay for lunch even after you learned I have more money than God. You’re the girl who risked her ass to save a dying dog, who makes my chest ache whether you’re wearing green silk or ripped jeans. You’re the girl that I —"Noah stopped, then took a step closer to me. "You are my girl."

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

A day like today deserves to be noticed.

policymic:

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