monicabing:

september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus

blanketburritoofshame:

The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.

profiting:

realizing its 3 am on a school night

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Infinite List of Favourite Movies | The Princess Diaries (2001)
I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

eemaalou:

moderndaylady:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

YES


Ahaha, excellent

eemaalou:

moderndaylady:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

YES

Ahaha, excellent

frosted-apples:

autumnfreeze:

i follow back autumn blogs 

🍂

frosted-apples:

autumnfreeze:

i follow back autumn blogs 

🍂

friends + dirty jokes.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

So sick and tired of crying right now

disminucion:

 ____, нaииaнkristeи

disminucion:

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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this